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| Dear Gigsvillians, You have been Fucko’D! We do here and now officially claim this camp in the name of the Federated Do-ocracy of Fuckos and all other newly adopted colonies of the Federation that is Tiki Fuckos, AHIA 2012, & Broken Staples. From this day forth, this area of the playa will be recognized as "Completely fucko'd"; a colony of Our Drunken federated doacracy. And this claim is by the Sacred right of our Man-o-fest destiny--- to overspread and Multiply--- for the smashed Debauchery of our Ever Inebriated fuckos You are Hereby Compelled to possess the whole of the playa which the Man has given us for the development of this Great Excuse for jackassery and the federated Do-acracy entrusted to us. All newly formed colonies are requested to attend the fucko- ization ceremony at the crapital (tiki fucko camp @ 8:30 and A) on Thursday, August 28, at dusk, for your official induction into the fucko federation. All colonies will be charged a Booze tax in the interest of Debauchery for all. (In other words, please please please bring Booze and mixers or any other contributions for the cause. Simple, but good, "American" burgers & hotdogs, will be served along with opportunities to compete for the sacred golden plungers.) |

| Man-O-Fest Destiny The beginning of the end Email to TikiFuckos July 15, 2008 ************************************************************* This is an update or news on how the TFs plan on representing this year's BM theme, "The American Dream," or something like that. WTF is the american dream, you ask? Well, after pouring through hours and hours and hours of dusty history books, (or perhaps just 8 too many beers) we shat out *drum roll* PLAYAFEST DESTINY!!! (Later morphed into MAN-O-fest Destiny. Thank you Viagra!) (OK ok. For those of you that obviously didn't crack open your American mythology books and are currently scratching your heads going WTF?!?, Google "Manifest Destiny United States" read, enjoy, cringe, and then continue reading this e-mail) Playfest Destiny What could be the american dream any more than using our god given rights to invade other camps, conscript, and civilize (or syphilize)? We plan to use Monday through Thursday to invade and conquer other camps. How do we do this? With a FLAG, of course. We will be making 200 flags with which to conquer other camps. The flags will inform the citizens of their new found "freedom", applicable taxes, and citizenship party. As any good godwarring county does, we will then mandate that our subjects continue Playfest Destiny by joining our army and taking over other camps. Trailer Trash A second running theme for the American dream will be redneck trailer trash. Our camp will appropriately be decked out in all its political glamour with toilets, plungers, scrub brushes, pink flamingos, etc. You get the point, right? If we're lucky we'll have "The Crapitol" to house our leader's throne. (a toilet, of course hehe) Induction/Citizenship ceremony We will celebrate our love for freedom loving people with an induction/citizenship ceremony on Thursday night. All citizens will be required to pay their taxes, BOOZE, (of course!) in order to participate. This will generally be designed as a kick back social. Ideas for cheap and simple food are the all-american hotdog and hamburger (hold the Freedom Fries please.) Freedom Games We will celebrate our conquests the way any civilized group does, by subjecting our subjects to cruel and dirty gladiator events. Some ideas are: 1: Plunger relay races 2. Bobbing for turds 3. Steal the Cockring 4. Cock Fighting (plungers in the pants, eh?) Winners will be awarded a golden scrub brush and plunger crown. |



